Barfdey

We cows turn three!

With the gloom and doom of the economy (but good weather!)
hopefully people need not resort to this.

This might hurt the ninjas' feelings.

thanks to Dewi for the above ninja-killer.

:) :) :)

Street Spirit #9 - Nizam the Unstoppable Sex Machine

Street Spirit is back with a contribution from a kind yet not so humble soul who would like to be known as Nizam the Unstoppable Sex Machine.

No urineee and no surpriseeess... silence. . .

This was taken somewhere in Little India.

Thanks Nizam, you the cow!

Heartlanded #2 - Boon "Fine" Lay

Long time no land heart.. from east coast Marine Parade we suddenly found ourselves at Boon Lay after Gurmit Singh flicked his 80's Rewind hair.

We cows yes, no grass, no car, no money
but still...

bicycle kanna saman.

Fine $5000 , 000 , 00

In an parallel universe, this would have been
Find $500,000,000.

You'd be too confused and scared by the commas,
that this would probably work.

See. Only 2/5 slots taken.
You've been punked, karung guni man.

Sin City Hall 3 - Spartans Were* Retards

We seem to have a lavatory theme going on here.

Yes kids, if you think Transformers are cool,
check out this machine. Presenting,

The God of War

The god of war, from the epic battle of Diarrhoea.

In battle, this god shoots shit-laden toilet papers at you.

And apparently our photographer, Jeremy,
was in a predicament himself, and was kindly saved
by the grace of his tissue.

Hope you had a smashing long weekend.

And remember to not anger this god.

Abandoned #03 - La Cucaracha Must Die

Taken by Jeremy at the same mysterious abandoned building as the previous post ($&%#!*&).

This has got to be the most poignant photo for us.

You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking.

Abandoned #02 - In the Bathroom is Where I Want You

Another photo taken by Jeremy at somewhere only he knows.
Warning: R-18, You must have gone through puberty
and above 18 years of age.

This reminded us of a very nice song by Nightmare of You.

In the bathroom is where I want cows
Against the graffiti walls
We know, know cows at all
And just to see your cows in a place so tacky
Well, there's no better irony in my own depravity
So go slow,
Go Slow...

- Nightmare of Cows

We want this in our showers and public toilets!
Arts for the masses.

Better this than those tacky, plastic pictures of so-called modern day women, who happen to shop a lot and are white, at the entrances of shopping mall toilets. Bahh.

Abandoned #01 - Wanderwall

These drawings were found in an abandoned building somewhere by Jeremy. Mr White Cow wants to keep this location a secret. Pfft.

Don't worry, guys. These are not evidences of cavemen roaming around in Singapore.

Like a Tim Burton wall.
We can already picture this as a movie. Anyone wants us to pitch?
Raintree, perhaps?

The Durian Bride.
(purple cow fell asleep during The Corpse Bride.
now she's just confused)

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.
Toys R Us sux by the way. Moo.

Bullet Proof (Cows Are)

Today in history;

- Aristotle died in 322 BC (Greek philosopher)

- Mikhail Bakhtin died in 1975 (Russian philospher)

- Stanley Kubrick died in 1999 (American kick-ass film director)

- In 1876, Alexander Graham Bell is granted a patent for an invention he calls the telephone.

and P.C.'s personal favourite

- Revolution in Mexico!

Today's photo is for all of the above, taken by Jeremy Sze aka White Cow (venue to be confirmed!!)

Isn't he loveeely...

Behind the mask is an idea ...

.. and ideas are bullet proof.

So are cows.

Tongue-in-cheek aside, we really dig this.

VIVA ZAPATA!

It's Our Barfday and We Moo if We Want To! / Street Spirit #8 - Shaz

Moo if you want to!

YAYYYY. We is 1 year old! Time is running out! Old liao!!

(apologies for the hiatus!)

Now we're back with a parang and a bang or two, so do keep the photos coming (dont be lazy!).

And we have a resident photographer now, so feng shui for consistent posts is looking good.

Say hello to Mr Jeremy Sze, proud contributor of Street Spirit #1 turned white cow.

MOOOOO.

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Street Spirit is back!

Thanks to Shaz, who "Saw this pasted on the side of a vending machine at a bus stop in City Hall".

We guess this resident felt that Speakers Corner do not speak much, and figured out a better way to reach out to people - vending machines.

In this horrendous humidity (to say with a british accent), more Singaporeans would be stretching their fingers to buy Lychee Tea than to visit Speakers Corner.

Quality and dissent you can taste.
Mmmm...

This guy/gal can never make it in The Apprentice.
Too emotional lah.

Well, what's not political nowadays?

We cows are just excited at the slightest idea that wrigleys and bubble gummers might show up once again. Wee~

Are you kidding me?!
We are so gamblers enough, i tell you.

We are so gamblers, that some uncle would have seen this
at city hall, and quickly rush to buy 4D with the (only) numbers up;

1,2,3,... 0.

Then he'll buy the 24 system thingy (not sure what it's called).
So if the number comes out in different variations (0321.3210, etc),
they can win some moo-lah.

Here at Public Artroar, us cows understand your frustration. Really.

We got Starhub, Sports Idol, Sports Complex,
but no Sports Hub by Singaporeans.

SIAN.

Thanks, Shaz!

Oops We Did it Again

Britney is a cow too.

It's been a month since the last post,
apologies and milkshakes for the hiatus.

Us cows were just taking a break after the WDNNE exhibition, and our day jobs at the farm have been chaotic (old Mcdonald had a seizure after overdosing).

So bear and graze with us, we'll be back before you can say
"What?! Cab fares are going up again?!"

Street Spirit #7 - Hafiz Bastard says F*ck the Junta!

And we cows totally agree!

Many thanks to the Bastard for graciously sending these in.

Photos from the BURMA embassy taken a few weeks back.

Is it that difficult?
Make love not war.

Spot on.

Aung San Suu Kyi .

Free Burma, Peace.

We Dig Traffic Lights 2

Happy Belated Childrens/Calves Day to all...

The following shots, which were taken long long time,
have been resurrected for your viewing plaisur.

Mostly taken around Bencoolen and Bugis yet again.

Fancy,
but hoops are passe liao.

Mr Cryptic says "Subscribe for life.."
to Yun Nam haircare (while hair stocks last)!

Crankyyyy..

It's special ok.
Retail outlets are the happiest, next are your girlfriends,
even if you give carved stones or semi-destroyed origami stars.

But we cows believe that everyday should be Valentines day..

Sorry but we dropped out from Chinese classes :(

but we think it says; I *hearts* Chow Yun Fat!
(before you sue us, please note that we can only
pay you with our milk-money)

More traffic lights and cheese coming soon!

P.S. Please do check out the "We Dont Need No Education"
link on your right!

Brought to you by Purper Cow & Familia (tastes+RED inc.)
Public ArtRoar is officially under tastes+RED inc.,
but we are too lazy to update. Well, now you know!

HeartLanded #1.1 - Marine Parade

Only in Marine Parade can you find art-bins.

All the intensity of M. Night Shyamalan, with the fuss of 2-mins instant noodles.

Sounds like GST...
Any other guesses to what the bins could be referring to?

Male testosterones?

(we know the real answer, but its no fun. Mooo)

We Dig Traffic Lights & Krusty the Clown

Heart-stopping, we tell yer..

Phantom of the Traffic Opera

p.s. these pics were taken a LONG time ago.
Are these still there?

This guy is on various traffic lights around the area.
Definitely making his presence felt.

Macam Krusty meets Gold Dust. Power.

Far-fetched but maybe,

just maybe...

We do not know for sure, the truth is out there.

So are the cows.

"But you cant handle the truth!"

P.O. Box U. Sux #2

Yes we know this is not really a P.O. Box..
But who cares?

Spotted along Bugis, opposite the national library.
We f*cking love this.

This freak of a dude is way too hot.

With all the psychedelia, pink bubbles and butterflies

every cow dream of (yeah ok maybe not all).

Stand talk on bridge
Lay dumb in water

Mr Suffer Well.

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Street Spirit #6 - Vanessa Ho!

Yes, we are feeling the much needed love from Ms Vanessa this week..

This self-proclaimed pink pig was trotting around Arab Street on 15th July, snapping all these pics for us. *gets teary-eyed*

Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a teenage mutant.
Bart Simpson + Teletubby + 1/4 Marge's Hair

Err.. This one looks like
the white thing from Ghostbusters the Movie..?
Yeah, you know what we're talking about.

Help!! What's SVC?

She found this guy outside the Sultan Mosque.
He was probably there because he got high.

We think this is just a homage to Taufik Batisah really.

Help!! What's OSA?
It seems like the new cool thing to say...
Y'know.. like instead of "Wazzzzupp..",
we now say "Ossaaaaaa..."

What the hell is up with Singaporeans and abbreviations, ah?

The cows favourite at the moment is TITO (tap in, tap out).
It's a SBS thing, but it sounds so dirrrtttyyy.

"Whatcha looking at you stupid cow, you wanna suck on me tito?!"
"Hey baby, you up for some TITO tonight?"

Yes, kill us.

Oh, thanks Vanessa! Much love, Oink Oink!

P.O. Box U. Sux

This was taken next to NAFA, in front of Sculpture Square,
many, many, many months back.

Jason oh Jason...
We were all here!!

Yes yes we cows love to suck on lollipop.

What do you like to suck on?

HeartLanded #1 - Marine Parade

Hello!
We are pleased to introduce our new series - HeartLanded!

This series will feature public art in residential areas (HDB only) from all over Singapore. We encourage aunties and uncles to go crazy with their handphone cameras and send us photos of anything worth mooing for (instead of just using it to check 4D and Toto).

First up is the very magical Marine Parade, where reclaimed land and imported sand come to life.

Two mischievious nymphs had toyed with the signs.

We believe that if you follow the arrow,
it will lead you to their trap...

And there they will force you
to buy outrageously overpriced D24 durians.

1. stoked (from urbandictionary.com)

"stoked" - adjective - to be "stoked" is to be completely and intensely enthusiastic, exhilirated, or excited about something. those who are stoked all of the time know this; being stoked is the epitome of all being. when one is stoked, there is no limit to what one can do.

"Man oh man am i stoked for getting splashed at during NDP!"

Street Spirit #5 - Rebel Rani Strikes Again!

Rebel Rani was waiting for the lights at an Ochard Road Junction,
when a certain man's gaze was felt.

She turned to her left and found...
a shrivelled Ethan Hawke on a bad hair day.

Mr Hawke was prolly referring to the

"we are not exaggerating, climate change is for real" ads.

That was not what you said ten years ago, assholes.

SFAVFE TFHFE EARFTFHF,
MFOO... *speaking cryptic*

Dont Go Chasing Waterfalls

This is at the Bras Basah outlet of Popular bookstore.

In between higher levels./?

This

is a

continuation of

this.

It's pretty cool because it's blue and water,
and water is naturally cool.

But a masterpiece? (read 3rd pic (if you can (if not, then ask)))

Moo.

**Ya lah, all cannot see but all lazy to ask. Bluek.
It says:

"GRAFITTI: A form of scribbling art on wall.
This masterpiece is a continuation of the waterfall (on the right wall), with "blue" representing the coolness and calmness of water."

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