Street Spirit #7 - Hafiz Bastard says F*ck the Junta!

And we cows totally agree!

Many thanks to the Bastard for graciously sending these in.

Photos from the BURMA embassy taken a few weeks back.

Is it that difficult?
Make love not war.

Spot on.

Aung San Suu Kyi .

Free Burma, Peace.

We Dig Traffic Lights 2

Happy Belated Childrens/Calves Day to all...

The following shots, which were taken long long time,
have been resurrected for your viewing plaisur.

Mostly taken around Bencoolen and Bugis yet again.

Fancy,
but hoops are passe liao.

Mr Cryptic says "Subscribe for life.."
to Yun Nam haircare (while hair stocks last)!

Crankyyyy..

It's special ok.
Retail outlets are the happiest, next are your girlfriends,
even if you give carved stones or semi-destroyed origami stars.

But we cows believe that everyday should be Valentines day..

Sorry but we dropped out from Chinese classes :(

but we think it says; I *hearts* Chow Yun Fat!
(before you sue us, please note that we can only
pay you with our milk-money)

More traffic lights and cheese coming soon!

P.S. Please do check out the "We Dont Need No Education"
link on your right!

Brought to you by Purper Cow & Familia (tastes+RED inc.)
Public ArtRoar is officially under tastes+RED inc.,
but we are too lazy to update. Well, now you know!

HeartLanded #1.1 - Marine Parade

Only in Marine Parade can you find art-bins.

All the intensity of M. Night Shyamalan, with the fuss of 2-mins instant noodles.

Sounds like GST...
Any other guesses to what the bins could be referring to?

Male testosterones?

(we know the real answer, but its no fun. Mooo)

We Dig Traffic Lights & Krusty the Clown

Heart-stopping, we tell yer..

Phantom of the Traffic Opera

p.s. these pics were taken a LONG time ago.
Are these still there?

This guy is on various traffic lights around the area.
Definitely making his presence felt.

Macam Krusty meets Gold Dust. Power.

Far-fetched but maybe,

just maybe...

We do not know for sure, the truth is out there.

So are the cows.

"But you cant handle the truth!"

P.O. Box U. Sux #2

Yes we know this is not really a P.O. Box..
But who cares?

Spotted along Bugis, opposite the national library.
We f*cking love this.

This freak of a dude is way too hot.

With all the psychedelia, pink bubbles and butterflies

every cow dream of (yeah ok maybe not all).

Stand talk on bridge
Lay dumb in water

Mr Suffer Well.

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Street Spirit #6 - Vanessa Ho!

Yes, we are feeling the much needed love from Ms Vanessa this week..

This self-proclaimed pink pig was trotting around Arab Street on 15th July, snapping all these pics for us. *gets teary-eyed*

Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a teenage mutant.
Bart Simpson + Teletubby + 1/4 Marge's Hair

Err.. This one looks like
the white thing from Ghostbusters the Movie..?
Yeah, you know what we're talking about.

Help!! What's SVC?

She found this guy outside the Sultan Mosque.
He was probably there because he got high.

We think this is just a homage to Taufik Batisah really.

Help!! What's OSA?
It seems like the new cool thing to say...
Y'know.. like instead of "Wazzzzupp..",
we now say "Ossaaaaaa..."

What the hell is up with Singaporeans and abbreviations, ah?

The cows favourite at the moment is TITO (tap in, tap out).
It's a SBS thing, but it sounds so dirrrtttyyy.

"Whatcha looking at you stupid cow, you wanna suck on me tito?!"
"Hey baby, you up for some TITO tonight?"

Yes, kill us.

Oh, thanks Vanessa! Much love, Oink Oink!

P.O. Box U. Sux

This was taken next to NAFA, in front of Sculpture Square,
many, many, many months back.

Jason oh Jason...
We were all here!!

Yes yes we cows love to suck on lollipop.

What do you like to suck on?

HeartLanded #1 - Marine Parade

Hello!
We are pleased to introduce our new series - HeartLanded!

This series will feature public art in residential areas (HDB only) from all over Singapore. We encourage aunties and uncles to go crazy with their handphone cameras and send us photos of anything worth mooing for (instead of just using it to check 4D and Toto).

First up is the very magical Marine Parade, where reclaimed land and imported sand come to life.

Two mischievious nymphs had toyed with the signs.

We believe that if you follow the arrow,
it will lead you to their trap...

And there they will force you
to buy outrageously overpriced D24 durians.

1. stoked (from urbandictionary.com)

"stoked" - adjective - to be "stoked" is to be completely and intensely enthusiastic, exhilirated, or excited about something. those who are stoked all of the time know this; being stoked is the epitome of all being. when one is stoked, there is no limit to what one can do.

"Man oh man am i stoked for getting splashed at during NDP!"

Street Spirit #5 - Rebel Rani Strikes Again!

Rebel Rani was waiting for the lights at an Ochard Road Junction,
when a certain man's gaze was felt.

She turned to her left and found...
a shrivelled Ethan Hawke on a bad hair day.

Mr Hawke was prolly referring to the

"we are not exaggerating, climate change is for real" ads.

That was not what you said ten years ago, assholes.

SFAVFE TFHFE EARFTFHF,
MFOO... *speaking cryptic*

Dont Go Chasing Waterfalls

This is at the Bras Basah outlet of Popular bookstore.

In between higher levels./?

This

is a

continuation of

this.

It's pretty cool because it's blue and water,
and water is naturally cool.

But a masterpiece? (read 3rd pic (if you can (if not, then ask)))

Moo.

**Ya lah, all cannot see but all lazy to ask. Bluek.
It says:

"GRAFITTI: A form of scribbling art on wall.
This masterpiece is a continuation of the waterfall (on the right wall), with "blue" representing the coolness and calmness of water."

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