So here's the Emo-Meter.
X = (a+b) x (3a*2+6z) x 7X - 5rgb
We think all schools should have emo-meters.
It would come in handy in lowering the rising number of emo kids...
"Come here, let's measure your emo-ness...
Ouhh David, that's a dangerous level of emo you got in you.
Better stop listening to MCR before I cut your stupid hair off..."